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How To Live Life

How To Live Life

 

Everyone Gets the Same 24 Hours
Life — it's what we do between the time

we get here and when we go.

We only get one, and despite what other folks might suppose,

it's ours to determine what to do with it.

We don't measure life in hours and minutes. We measure life in
memories and moments.

The Top 10 Ways to Start Living Your Life ..

Life either happens to us,

or we take hold of life and live it.

Here are 10 Ways to get a life and start living it.


1. Give yourself permission to claim your life. That's right —
permission. You're the only one who can decide you are in charge of
your life. Even though it feels like you're not supposed to do so,
turn off the internal editors, the old tape recordings, the "shoulds,
have tos, and musts", and the rules that didn't come from you.


2. Define what living means to you. It's not as hard as it sounds.
Just picture yourself at the end of your life looking back. What words
would you want to describe how you lived your life and who you are as
a person?


3. Stop living in the future. Every time you think "someday" or "when
I have time I will," stop. Ask yourself, "Why not now?" Think about
this sentence, "I always wanted to, but never did." Start doing the
things you always planned to do. Choose your life every morning. Plan
one thing you will do that day to feel alive.


4. Surround yourself with people who enjoy living. They've obviously
discovered how to have a life and live it. Why not hang with the pros?


5. Lay down your pain and your anger. Carrying them around makes
living harder and less fun. It doesn't bring anything, and it steals a
lot.


6. Let the losers win. Don't argue about things that you don't care
about. Unless there's some real threat, let the folks who have
something to prove, prove what they need to. Why waste your living
time trying to fix what's wrong with them?


7. Create energy. Jump to forgiveness and love, then figure things
out. Most conclusions we jump to are not only wrong, they're negative.
Negative conclusions lead us to prepare a defense. Being on the
defensive isn't living. It's hiding from life.


8. Learn the physical symptoms of when your head and heart become
disconnected. We know when we're having a knee jerk reaction, when
we're feeling sorry for ourselves, and when we're being blind to
people's feelings. We can remember how it felt physically while we
were behaving badly. Get to know those symptoms, and you can stop the
behavior. Living life will feel a whole lot safer because you won't be
in danger of shooting yourself in the foot.


9. Take small risks that push your boundaries in every way. The joy of
life is packed in learning that matches our skill set. When we stretch
just a bit intellectually, physically, emotionally, we grow. Living is
growing. Even your cells know that.


10. Value and protect the people and the places you care about. A job
isn't a life. It's just a part of one. Let the people you care about
come first, and let everyone know that you do. Re-read numbers 1 and 2.


We come into life with whatever we've got. It's ours to do with. It
took me a while to figure that out — that my life isn't just what
happens to me, that I could take hold of it.

Bruce Lee at His Best

Bruce Lee at his best...

 

Marriage life is .............

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount. Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, themore money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'   Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.   This was what they did after certain time:  - 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebrationfor Hitesh after marriage  - 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica  - 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali  - 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant - 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted  ..... and so on...   However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love... Kind of typical nowadays, huh?   One day Monica talked to her Mother:  'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'   Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'   Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.   When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.  The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'   They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.  Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.   "When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."

Don't Take Tension

            Don't Take Tension  
   
   
The moment you are in TENSION 
You will lose your ATTENTION 
Then you are in total CONFUSION 
And you will feel IRRITATION 
This may spoil your personal RELATION 
Ultimately, you won't get CO-OPERATION 
And get things into COMPLICATION 
Then you will fail to take your health PRECAUTION 
And you have to take MEDICATIION 
Why not try understanding the SITUATION 
And try to think about SOLUTION 
Many problems are solved in DISCUSSION 
Which will work out better in your PROFESSION 
Dont think this is just a SUGGESTION 
It is also a PREVENTION 
If you understand my INTENTION 
You will never come again into TENSION !!!!!!!!!! 

unusual trees

A NATION OF DREAMERS…

“…I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character….” Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let us now see the crooked dreams of a few Malaysians that we have heard in our daily lives:

“I have a dream that I should look like me, and I should sound like me and it should never be me!”  V.K.Linggam

“I have a dream that I should be able to carry out all my evil plans, and my enemies will fail to notice, and I have a dream that if I am caught red-handed, I have the will to deny it!” Khir Toyo

“I have a dream that one day my son will become the prime minister of  this land, and I have a dream that the Ringgit will be pegged once and for all, by my son. I have many dreams now, since Najib will be the prime minister.” Mahathir Mohamad

“I have a dream that the speed post would be able to deliver all letters sent tomorrow, and be received by today. I have a dream that when the Hindraf 5 is released, all the people will treat me like  god. I have a dream that one day people will truly accept me as their god. I have a dream that my community will never get to nail my party’s coffin.” Samy Velu

“I have a dream that my friend Baginda will be released on lesser charges or no charge at all. I have a dream that my affair with Altantuya will be a secret forever. I have a dream that Saiful will never play my back. I have a dream to become this nation’s prime minister.” Najib Razak

“I have a dream that Raja Petra will forever remain imprisoned. I have a dream that people will forever look upon me as the descendant of the prophet. I have a dream that no Hindraf supporters will one day kill me on the street.” Syed Hamid

I have a dream that if I lose, the people will see it as a win-win situation.” Rais Yatim

“I have a dream that everyday when I sleep, I will have beautiful dreams. I have a dream that one day I will not wake up in my life. I have a dream that I want to be the modern day, sleeping beauty.” Abdullah Badawi

“My dream is shattered for now.” Khairy Jamaluddin

sources: http://sjsandteam.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/a-nation-of-dreamers/

Chinese jokes

We have deep respect for the Chinese community in Malaysia and Singapore, for their open-mindedness. It is this attitude in them that make them successful in life, apart from their hardwork.

 

Today we will feature three jokes, honouring this community to continue with this spirit embedded deep inside them.

 

GIVE ME FLY PLEASE

 

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian-throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chineseman - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

 

CONFUSING CHINESE NAMES

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

WHY CHINESE SHOULDN’T HAVE CHRISTIAN NAMES

Anne Chang = Dirty (Mandarin)   Anne Chin = Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen = Dusty (Mandarin)   Carl Cheng = Buttock (Hokkien)

 

Monica Cheng =  Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow = You are dead (Hokkien)   Jane Tan = Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow = Lose till death (Hokkien)   Henry Mah = Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai = Poor fellow (Hokkien)   Paul Chan = Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan = Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)   Leslie Tong = Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng = Leg hair long (Hokkien)   Connie Mah = Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See = Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)   Rosie Teng = Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai = Nose droppings (Hokkien)  Macy Koh = Never die before (Cantonese)

sources: http://sjsandteam.wordpress.com/category/jokes-and-quotes/page/2/

its reality

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Santa applies for a Medical School

Have you heard of Mr. Santa applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria

Caesarean section - a district in Rome

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty

Chronic - neck of a crow

Coma - punctuation mark

Cortisone - area around local court

Cyst - short for sister

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana

Dislocation - in this place

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans

Enema - not a friend

Fake labour - pretending to work

Genes - blue denim

Hernia - she is close by

Impotent - distinguished/ well known

Labour pain - hurt at work

Lactose - people without toes

Lymph - walk unsteadily

Microbes - small dressing gown

Obesity - city of Obe

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize

Proteins - in favour of teens

Pulse - grain

Pus - small cat

Red blood count - Dracula

Secretion - hiding anything

Tablet - small table

Ultrasound - radical noise

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - very close