SAMY GRABBED HAMID’S COCK WHILE HAMID SCRATCHED HIS AS

Hamid ventured out and bought himself a farm-house near Samy’s house. He needed some animals for the farm and after checking with Samy, he went and enquired at a farmer’s place. The old farmer agreed to sell some animals and the two walked through the yard.

 

Hamid pointed and asked, “What kind of animal is that?”

“Well,” said the farmer, “that is a cock, which you city folks call a rooster.”
“Ok, I’ll take one of them,” said Hamid.

 

Hamid pointed to another animal, and the farmer told him, “That one is a pullet, or what you call a chicken.”  “I’ll take it,” said Hamid.

 

“You will also need a hard working animal to help you with the chores, so I’ll sell you this ass, or mule.” Hamid agreed. “The mule might give you problems being stubborn and lie down on you,” informed the farmer. “If you scratch its belly really good, the mule will  get up.” Said the farmer.

 

As Hamid is heading home, Samy is approaching towards him. All of a sudden, the mule lies down and refuses to move, probably that’s how mules behave when they see Samy. Samy hurries over and asks Hamid, if he can help.

 

“Yeah,” exclaimed Hamid, “You can grab my cock & pullet while I reach around and scratch my ass.

Samy was holding on to Hamid’s cock very tightly, wanting to prove to Hamid he can be trusted upon, in times of need. Seeing Hamid busy scratching his ass, Samy decided to play with Hamid’s cock. He began by stroking Hamid’s cock. Kissing it lovingly so that the cock does not set itself free. Hamid kept himself busy by scratching his ass.

 

All of a sudden, Hamid’s cock struggled in Samy’s tight grip, wanting to be free from Samy’s dirty hands. Samy should not have stopped kissing Hamid’s cock. The cock struggled and finally managed to escape from Samy’s tight grip.

 

Samy exclaimed loudly, “Hamid!  Your cock is going away.”

 

Hamid shouted, “Samy! Don’t stand idle, catch my cock!” Samy angrily replied, I am holding on to your pullet, can’t you see? I can’t run after it!”

 

Hamid not wanting to lose his precious cock, ran after the cock. But the cock disappeared from his sight, and poor Hamid…he lost his cock on the same day he got it!”

 

He learned his lesson not to let others play with his cock next time around. He went back to his ass to scratch it one more time.

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