Have you heard of Mr. Santa applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Caesarean section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
Fake labour - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Hernia - she is close by
Impotent - distinguished/ well known
Labour pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gown
Obesity - city of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize
Proteins - in favour of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red blood count - Dracula
Secretion - hiding anything
Tablet - small table
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
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